Best class
room jokes for whatsapp to forward in your whatsapp chats and groups. These are
best forward message ever in whatsapp. This forward message containing funny
conversation between student and teacher. You can also update as your daily wall update
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I am the ninth letter of the alphabet…
Teacher: Millie,
give me a sentence starting with "i."
Millie: i is.
Teacher: no, Millie. Always say, "I am."
Millie: alright. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Millie: i is.
Teacher: no, Millie. Always say, "I am."
Millie: alright. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Who discovered America?
Teacher: Maria,
go to the map and find North America.
Maria: here it is.
Teacher: correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
Maria: here it is.
Teacher: correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
What is the chemical formula for water?
Teacher: Donald,
what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: h i j k l m n o.
Teacher: what are you talking about?
Donald: yesterday you said it's h to o.
Donald: h i j k l m n o.
Teacher: what are you talking about?
Donald: yesterday you said it's h to o.
How do you spell "crocodile?"
Teacher: Glenn,
how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: k-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l
teacher: no, that's wrong.
Glenn: maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Glenn: k-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l
teacher: no, that's wrong.
Glenn: maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
George still had the axe in his hand…
Teacher: George
Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted
it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: because George still had the axe in his hand.
Louis: because George still had the axe in his hand.
You told me to do it without using tables…
Teacher: john,
why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: you told me to do it without using tables.
Me...
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: me!
John: you told me to do it without using tables.
Me...
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: me!
I’m a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
Teacher: glen,
why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Glen: well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
I don't have to, my mom is a good cook…
teacher: now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: no sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
It’s the same dog…
teacher: Clyde, your composition on "my dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: no, sir. It's the same dog.
teacher: Clyde, your composition on "my dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: no, sir. It's the same dog.
What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people…
teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: a teacher.
teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: a teacher.
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