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@ I have to be funny because being hot is not an option.
@ I still don’t understand Twitter, but here I am.
@ I think it’s weird if a girl doesn’t have a whatsapp now days.
@ I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
@ I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
@ I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
@ It’s always too far too good and too near too bad.
@ It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)
@ I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my spouse took it!
@ Remember it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
@ SARCASM is Just one of the many services i have offer.
@ Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this every day!
@ Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
@ Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
@ Some days start better than others
@ Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
@ Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
@ The fool didn’t know it was impossible, so HE DID IT
@ You is kind, you is smart, you is important
@ You see that blue follow button? I’d tap that!
@ You should always do what’s right and not what’s easy.
@ You think your pretty but not mirror supports
@ Hey good lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
@ Hey there! Instagram is using my Internet Data Balance
@ I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)
@ I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around
@ I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
@ If I die tomorrow, will you remember me
@ If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption
@ If people talk behind your back, then Just Fart!!
@ If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
@ Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
@ I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
@ I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
@ The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight.
@ The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
@ The only tie success comes before work is in dictionary.
@ wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
@ WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
@ WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
@ You can switch off a mobile phone but not a girl friend.
@ You cannot always make a person laugh, unles you’re a joker.
@ You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
@ I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
@ I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
@ message, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
@ Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
@ GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
@ Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?
@ I can see you checking my Instagram status.
@ I can’t even give you a ugly look, you already have one.
@ I Can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why
@ I have a date, um how do I get skinny by tomorrow?
@ I have an uncommon sense that is common sense.
@ I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.
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